hellyeahmst3k
SODIUM!!!
I mean, yeah, this movie stinks. Eulabelle is the only person with an ounce of common sense, and can we all just agree that Hank’s a lazy jerk? In the third act, when he’s trying to find a sodium supplier, he’s all, “well, I know that people are dying, but I really didn’t want to make any more phone calls today…”
Tom: “Smile at the stupid white people.”
Crow: “Yes, the sweeping majesty of young, white, Republican love.”
Mike: “The director bravely mixes tedium with unscariness.”
Crow: “How many more will die if I do some sightseeing? Four or five at most?”
Tom: “They stole this music from black people…but black people were gonna throw it away anyway.”
Mike: (THE END) “Well, end more! It’s not ending enough!”